Miloism of the month 3rd entry

The 3rd Miloism of the month is all about his wife, misses Milo :) Milo has a toy soft tiger which he wrestles with and carries around everywhere. There relationship really started when one day he dragged her to his mat/ bed and then he fell asleep next to her. He does sometimes bite her by the mouth, or in our term; passionately kiss her. As she is quite heavy when he grabs her by the mouth he then sometimes fails to lift her. Again seeming like they are frozen in a romantic kiss. Milo is actually quite a player, or more like a 2 timer, as along came willy bear. About 5 years ago my brother was given a teddy bear, with a giant willy. We introduced Milo to will bear and instantly there became tension and competition. Milo came quite close to marrying misses Milo when we had a special pet service at the synagogue. This was followed by a wedding, one that the rabbi nearly got confused by, making it a pet wedding for Mr and Misses Milo :)